Art's columns
Easter Guest Editorial (1998)
Great news
for those who like bananas
Does
unpopular teacher deserve elevation?
How
conspiratorial are you? Take this quiz!
Snakes,
shamrocks, and a real reason for wearing green
Am
I my brother's accountant?
A
great president's great precedent
Why
inquiring minds want to NO!
Trickle
up economics worth a try
Better
to light more than one candle
On
the other hand, there is no other hand
Where
great miracles really happen
Help
is just a call away
You
reap what you sow: and maybe a bit more
Yes,
Lisa, there are honest politicians
It's
hard to win if they break our press
Through
the valley of the penumbra of death
Is
everything under the sun unconstitutional?
Forget
about guns: what about knife control?
Amazing
political secrets just one click away!
Great
expectations prompted great performances
Liar,
lunatic, or prophet of the Most High God?
Now
we have you in our clutches
The
worst thing that ever happened--and the best
Next
to the last refuge poor protection
Absolute
zero won't warm a cold heart
Why
aren't there more Byrd dogs?
Wrestling
girl wins by decision
Recipe
for liberty: add one full measure of devotion
O
beautiful for heroes proved
Losing
a daughter, gaining a community
Weapons
of mass confusion
Running
down the flagman doesn't make the road safe
If
they go to Washington, I want a T-shirt
When
you're on the news, they think you really know
Best
students make best schools, not vice versa
And
I didn't even buy a lottery ticket
Tax
cuts: too big? too small? just right?
Losing
the argument? Change the subject
The
moderate politician: friend or faux?
He
who pays the tester calls the score
Maybe
we should all sing Kol Nidre
1824
election stolen? Does it matter?
Tax
reform: taxing bulls, taming bears
With
judicial mainstream, out is safe
Real
men don't wait for the movie
Wanted:
unfit Sunday school teachers
Letting
inspector into lives not easy
Cows
not the only source of spongebrain
Time
to unplug electronic addictions
Whatever
happened to American intelligence?
Reform
plan will fill the bill
Nations
beaten by underestimated foes
Work
on college success this summer
Sour
campaign easy to sweeten
Greatest
conspiracies hide in plain sight
One
good spin deserves another
Evangelicals
move in the right direction?
Wrong
reform, wrong place, wrong time
The
easiest virtue--and the hardest
If
you are thirsty, welcome to the club
Simple
plan to decide difficult case
Throreau
reform needed: simply, simplify
Judicial
jam: Leninist or Lennonist?
Just
judges just judge
Rewards,
merit at odds in corporate culture
Rosonke's
last lecture
War
has gone on long enough: end it
Federal
programs promote mediocrity
Good
idea to practice what they preach
Promise
of change answered in manger
Sometimes
there really is a wolf
Universities
need to be more liberal
Paved
paradise all over again
A
reverse--with a couple of twists
Story
about old, old story and old story
Surpressing
the truth for fun and profit
Soldiers
fought, fight to end terrorism
Political
challenge: tear down this wall
Unlearned
Ford administration lessons
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Donna's columns (Soliloquy)
Can
Death Obliterate Christmas? Ask Herod
Eyeliner,
blush, mascara? Need not apply
Summer
lethargy zaps life from children
Where
were parents of crashing toddler?
World
travelers can stay home
Pattern
of decay starts with crossed lines
Fiscal
fraud, political questions taint president
What
if weather reports came from political writers
More
of Donna's columns
Oh,
no! Not that alligator book again!
Victim
of glop attacks never can escape
I'm
beginning to understand why people hate SUV's
No
one thought warehouse marriage could last
Finishing
nails provide happy ending
Can't
see the trees for the forrest
Ice--death
trap or miracle coating?
Handy
fear checklist needed for reference
Being
in a less-populated area not always a safe bet
Best
not to interfere with such stability
Just
a minute--I have to invade Baghdad first
Handy
fear check-list needed for reference
Score:
Fat-50, Cancer-50, Resolve-0
What
makes pessimists negative in the first place
Tomorrow's
advice column could look like this
Does
anybody really know what time it is?
Is
coffee becoming the next miracle elixer?
Water
lover mourns annual closure of pools
Save
vacation photos for future trash bins
Trying
to excuse South Dakota weather futile
Seat
belt yanking method of super nova creation
Homework
elevation 14,000 feet and rising
Cat
hates conflict but learns to negotiate
Shelley
thinks outside the motivational toaster
Artic
blast from the east-southeast means trouble
Child's
perspective melts cynicism toward snow
Mom
drives better but still lunges for lights
Overpadded,
overstuffed, overloaded
George
Bailey's wonderful life continues
Christmas
story needs no interior decorator
Let
me have my fun, I'm not hurting anyone
Your
privacy means everything to us, more
Open
space mission total waste of money
We
don't need English Channel, Mount Everest
Mirrors
in bedroom out, consulting fees in
When
anything goes, watch out for the slipstream
Kids
need help fighting off abductors
Highway
patrol site features weekly thrills
Twists,
turns, zigzags lead to basket at end of string
Fenced
or open yards? Tomatoes, peppers can wait
Warning!
Helpful suggestions could seize control
Niceness
will kill us if nothing else will
Grass
is greener which governs least
Perfect
time for spring cleaning: never
A
scan, a plan, a pan
Yuletide
yourself over with this Christmas quiz
Kids
need help fighting off abductors
Ah,
the familiar melody of a vehicle's engine failing
Hokey
rock-opera musical provides spiritual insights
Activists
challenge traditional refrigerator role
All
the world's a box: men and women merely viewers
New
media will improve, not replace old
What
if weather reports came from political writers?
Oh,
no! Not that alligator book again!
Huff!
Still waiting for that thank-you note
Do
you see what I see? Just squiggly lines
Everything
you know is wrong...about babies
I'll
be at last known address for Christmas
Small
things
Condensed,
compromised birthdays par for the course
It's
hard to see galaxies when peering through a microscope
Five
revitalizing promises of Easter
Scariest
school projects involve large sheets of cardboard
No
mom left behind assessment
Mad,
spiteful? Me? Nothing could be further from the truth!
How
bad can it be? A study in contrasts
Beware!
Dastardly neo-cons skulk everywhere
Too
much real trouble with all that fake music
New
year an ideal time to clean out fridge, freezer
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