The folks across our cul-de-sac, whom
I’ve never shaken hands with nor waved
hello to, clean windows even Sundays.
They scoop their sidewalks twice every
snow, each winter scrape the concrete
to puddingstone, and in spring, plant
flowers that loom or tower by their bay
window—clematis, cosmos in militant
rows. Afternoons, and mornings after,
they’ll shake out a pink welcome mat
in unctuous veronicas, tease a flaming
azalea with pinking shears, personably
mow grass blades, then, with Scotts Plus,
gentrify the works, their silver maple
standing by, aloof, limbs arched in Vs.
All will glisten, winking at hopskotching
passersby, who neither nod, nor wink
back, nor see his-and-her gray squirrels,
or the topiary poodle’s pompomed tail.
Still, I’ll descry my neighbors’ decorous
industry through my pulled blind. I’ll sit
or recline, in the burgher green house
across the way, bemused by their frank
husbandry, dressed down in my spats,
white spandex tux, and paper epaulets,
my loosestrife reddening, not thinking
about doing anything, really, like wok-
ing game hens, blueing .22s with Easter
dye, or training chefs in arts of fluting
pastry, and origami, for demesne cards,
or of airbrushing new loving cups, sans
chamois, and not thinking of shuffling
nesting dolls in divisible troops, or lost
games of Authors, or parting my best
frowzy beard, using a bullhorn. Rather,
I’ll while away days tossing coins, either
end, ambiguity or anonymity, as green
paint flakes, drifts thoughtless as sighs,
every odd nail crowing rustily, just as
every other nail passes irony, cunningly,
until the green house lists into acute
disarray, fallaciously turning outside-in—
more or less inconspicuously, about like
reruns on public TV. What might the folks
across the way, to whom I’ve never lent
an egg, borrowed cups of tea from, do
should they glance up, across the way,
twin Weed Whackers in tow, in one split
instant of ease, grace, or just respite,
at least—fastidious hands at rest, at last?